Wednesday, February 23, 2011

"A Short Update"


When there’s nothing to write about…

This absence of excitement…
is mainly due to life (for me anyway) being in somewhat 
of a neutral state of affairs which by the way…
is not a bad thing.

Now this is not to say that I haven’t been active 
(OK…a little bit anyway).

I did take a day trip with mi amigo Charlie to a place 
called Ingapirca. This incidentally…translates to...
“Wall of the Inca”. Now don’t get bent out of shape as…
I’m not going to give you a lesson in Inca ruins (whew)...
that is…other than to say that these particular ruins are 
"tiny" compared to the ever-popular and world renowned 
"Machu Picchu"...in Peru.

In short we enjoyed a really nice day...even with the 3 
hours or so each way on a bus and...I got to see something 
other than Cuenca.





















Other than the above and as I hinted in the previous Blog…
my big focus now is…on my upcoming trip to Thailand...
i.e. ...

“LOS” as in “Land of Smiles”

To tell you the truth…I feel like the mammoth and 
powerful rocket…tied to its Gantry…waiting for 
ignition and it’s subsequent “lift-off”.

In the meantime…my “hectic life” in these environs (LOL) 
take precedence and…must be endured. ..ahhhh…
such is life!

Now even though I’m a tad less than 2 months from the 
start of my East Asia trip…I am not idle.  My immediate 
focus is on finding a suitable and affordable place…to 
call my own temporarily…for my month in Chiang Mai.

Thankfully my friend Jim (living in Chiang Mai)...
is being an enormous help to me in checking out a 
couple of Guesthouses. This…after some fairly intense 
Internet searches. Also living the good life in Chiang Mai…
is my friend Larry who has suggested my staying in the 
Guesthouse that he’s currently enjoying.

Unfortunately…I can be “picky” and this time is...
"no exception". 

I have this “active focus” on staying within the bounds 
of Old Chiang Mai’ [Walled City] and not (even though 
it’s within walking distance) outside the Mote.

Some may call this being “thick-headed”…so be it! 

So…as of this moment…in my search for a guesthouse 
and depending on updates…I await and anticipate the 
offing from mi amigo…Jim. 

Incidentally…the aforementioned search has been 
narrowed down to [one] place with the easily pronounced 
name (LOL) for westerners of….
Fueng Fa [FWENG FA] Place! 

I may be jumping the gun…but here is the link to the 
guesthouse for those that are interested. The rates that 
you will see are in Thai Baht…which "currently" 
convert to roughly...30 THB to 1 USD... 
www.fuengfaplace.com/index.html

So…now you have a fairly good (but admittedly) short 
idea as to what is happening in my life…
here below the Equator.

Until next time mi amigos y amigas...

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Internet Connection...Maybe...Could be...Possible...hmmmm

NOTE: You may notice different 
print heights and I can give you no 
clue or reason...but I do apologize!
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NOT IN A MILLION YEARS…

The above comment has to do with 
what I am currently (and have been 
for quite a few months) experiencing 
...regarding my “actually” obtaining 
Internet service. I must say however 
that I do have inconsistent service 
(somewhat like pirating) by way of 
wi-fi from a hotel...half way up the 
street from my departemento.

Anyway not to get off the subject…
and going back in time…I had 
originally “contracted” with the 
premier Internet provider in Ecuador…
named  “ETAPA”. 

All was well until I received a call 
from them stating (and without any 
reason what-so-ever) they could not 
install the Internet to my residencia. 

Well…that was OK [then] as my free 
wi-fi was working pretty good. This...
is when the “S**T’ hit the proverbial
fan and my free wi-fi…all of a sudden…
required the much dreaded…password.

Well being a guy who hailed from 
Brooklyn…I took the “bull by the 
horns” so to speak…went to the 
Hotel-Restaurant where I was 
getting my [previous “free” wi-fi]…
sat down…invested in a good but 
overpriced appetizer and obtained 
the much the needed “password”. 
This by the way…got locked into 
my computer and I was good as 
gold…for a few weeks anyway.

Those few weeks became an 
exercise in futility as…I never new 
when and or if I would get on-line…
thus my decision…to once again 
try to get ETAPA as my Internet 
provider. 

This time however I enlisted the 
help of Martha who over time…
in Cuenca has become not only my 
apartment finder…but a good friend. 
That brings me to my current angst.

Please take note…that this is now 
day three (3) of “trying” to obtain 
service from the illustrious 
organization known as ETAPA.  
It seems that "their" idea of “pronto” 
is M-A-Y-B-E…today, tomorrow...
or whenever !!!

Incidentally…you may have heard 
of the rumor that things move slowly 
here (and elsewhere) in South 
America. Believe me...
IT IS NO RUMOR…IT IS 
PLAIN SIMPLE… “FACT”.

Anyway…
I’m getting a bit off the ‘ol track!

This latest chapter in my ETAPA 
dealings started three (3) days ago 
as in Monday. 

After arriving with Martha (my 
translator in this...adventure) at 
ETAPA’s Sacred Ground (Main 
Office) we finally…after about an 
hour had all the T’s crossed & I’s 
dotted. We were told that installation 
would take place Wednesday (today). 
And…off we went to our business 
and I was HAPPY…HAPPY :)

The story…doesn’t end here 
(as if you couldn’t guess).

After the success at ETAPA on 
Monday…Martha made some calls 
(unbeknownst to me) and this was 
the result:

OK…it’s now Tuesday evening 
and I am now at Gringo Night at 
Di Bacco’s Restaurante…having a 
very good drink along with good 
conversation and “here comes Martha”
like a major storm cloud about to 
unleash a torrent”. She almost literally 
dragged me out of the restaurant 
telling me that the ETAPA installer 
is waiting for me. HELLOOOO!!

WOW I thought…this is amazing 
and of course I understood Martha’s 
rushing me (she tried calling me 
about ten (10) times). Anyway…yes 
the installer was piddling around with 
the building wires and I must say he 
did try…but he apparently (?) ran 
into a “Grande Problemo” and told 
me in broken English he would 
return at Ocho Media (8:30 am) the 
next day (today Wednesday). 

THIS DID NOT HAPPEN!.........
SURPRISE!!!!!

To continue (after a calming breath
8:30 turned into 10:30…and beyond. 
After calling Martha (many times
we decided I should go about my 
business and do...whatever.

Now…you are probably thinking 
that at least I had the rest of the day 
to enjoy life and I was…
[notice I said "was"]! 

At about Noon I made up to meet my 
friend Charlie for coffee or whatever 
and that I would just wait for him 
in El Parke Calderone. 
This mi amigoes…is when I got 
the phone call from Martha that…
they [ETAPA] were on the way 
and would be there [steady now]...


in cinco minutos (5 minutes)

Now…one would think that after 
living in Ecuador 8+ months I would 
understand the linguistic variances 
of five (5) minutos…NOT!!!

I rushed home and W-A-I-T-E-D...
BTW it was about 11:30 a.m.. 

At 2:30 I had given up! 
So…una mas vez (one more time)...
I called Martha and told her to call 
"THOSE" people and tell them to 
come manana as I had my 
appointment to meet mi amigo 
Gerard for a late lunch.  

You’ll never guess what happened 
next (or maybe you will)…as (and 
I still can’t believe this…although 
I saw it with my own eyes)…
Cammie...mi gato (my cat) is 
apparently half watch dog (cat…
what-everas…all of a sudden she 
stood up straight and statuesque….
staring straight at the door and then 
ran for it. 
The only thing missing was barking. 

Well lo and behold I opened the 
door and there stood two Etapa 
Installers. After a couple of quick 
calls and back and forth conversation 
between Martha and the Etapa 
hombres they swore they would be 
done in a half hour. In they came…
started doing what they (supposedly
do best and BAM
they hit the proverbial wall!

It’s Mac Attack time…

“Not what you think”…
no Big Macs but the realization 
that I have a “Mac” computer and 
“dos hombres” have absolutely... 
“no clue”.

Back on the phone with Martha (
owe her BIG TIME when this is done)…
it turns out that she and the head 
installer are good friends. Anyway 
he made a call after talking with her 
and to make this story somewhat 
shorter…manana he…his friend 
(who knows the ins and outs of 
Macs) (?) and Martha are all coming 
to mi departemento at 8:30 a.m.
(well see) to bring this installation 
to a final…and hopefully happy 
conclusion. Party time anyone?

Well…it’s now day four (4) of this 
debacle and OMG…it’s 8:20 a.m…
I have one sneaker on and there’s a…
knock on my door. Could it possibly 
be true…an Ecuadorian Service Person…”EARLY”?  

Believe it or not…not only is he early 
but there are now three (3) hombres 
and uno hombre is “familiar” with 
Macs. 
I am UTERLLY SPEECHLESS 
(but ecstatic).

They came…they fixed…and they 
said adios. Time elapsed…maybe 
15 minutes…and I now have my own...
wi-fi connection...YES :) 

So…my first order of business was 
to FINALLY secure my flight to 
Thailand (for about 2 months hence). 

This little jaunt is necessary...so that 
hopefully one day the house in 
Thailand will be sold.  But…
first things first.

After about an hour of playing 
"yes/no/maybe" with Expedia.com 
and with some minor changes in 
flight dates…Yes…yours truly has 
succeeded in securing his reservation.

The only thing left now is to reserve 
“local to/from” flights…both within 
Ecuador and Thailand…but I have 
time to get his done. The important 
items were the Intercontinental Flights…
and right now I just can’t even “think” 
of making any more reservations!

There will be more information 
regarding these flights…as I get closer 
to my actual flight date. 

This by the way (if you’re interested)…
are my flight dates (excluding the 
“in-country” flights).  

I leave 4/20/11 and return 5/20/11.

So I guess it’s best to keep this 
current Blog on the short(ish) side 
and get outside for a bit and then…
yes...I can now get on mi
computadora/Internet…
anytime I wish! 

Hasta Pronto y 
Tenga un dia agradable
(See you Soon and 
Have a Nice day) :)  :)

Saturday, January 1, 2011

                  2011...A Brand New...NEW YEAR 

      First of All…in case you haven’t heard it enough times…
                        here’s “uno mas” (one more)…

                 **FELIZ  ANO NUEVO**
                      **HAPPY NEW YEAR**

OK…I’m going to start the New Year Blog by backtracking 
about a week. The reason for this…is that Cuenca puts on
a holiday show like I’ve never seen which…by the way in 
reality…started a few weeks ago.

Now one would think that all this holiday merry making…
parades (especially parades) would culminate at the end
of Christmas Day.  WRONG!

From what I hear…the biggest partying...with more 
parades etc…will be New Years Eve [and Day?)… 
[and if my ears have not deceived me]...continues through 
January… although not as intense thank goodness [I think].

But for now…as you might imagine…and the way 
Cuencano’s party…last night one might have thought that…
it was the 4th of July instead of the night “before”…
Christmas Eve. Of course…besides the fireworks 
(let’s not forget the BIG BOOMS) there was a Christmas 
show /pageant.

Now I’m literally a stones throw from the festivities in 
the park. So…around midnight (lala-lala-lala)…I for one 
was very happy when they rolled up the tent (so to speak)
and took a rest until manana…Christmas Eve “Day”.

From what I hear…on Christmas Eve “day”…there is a 
continuous six or eight (6 or 8) hour parade through 
Cuenca Centro. Incidentally…this turned out to be…
“not” an exaggeration! YIKES!!!!

Being a (still) Nuevo (new) denizen of Cuenca and 
wanting to share these experiences…I’ve taken a bunch 
of pics to give you an idea. Incidentally…the process of 
taking these pics wasn’t easy as…there were “what 
seemed like” thousands of people in Parke Calderone 
which…if you hadn’t guessed was the center of all the
action.

NOTE: Unfortunately the pics that I took...refuse
to load into the blog. I will try at a later date. Sorry!!

Now of course the “powers that be” didn’t “just” put 
on a very long and very large “home-town” parade but…
there were all the other trappings one would expect at 
a gathering such as I experienced. You name it…it was 
there and mostly with a South American flair vs. what 
we Norte Americano’s are used too.

Cotton-Candy…Stuffed Pony’s for photo-ops…a 
cacophony of music…street ice cream (picture ice 
cream molded in a cup with a sick in it…cost about a 
quarter)…all types of foodstuffs (some cooked ”literally” 
and right on the spot as “on the sidewalks” and also 
many different trinkets etc. being sold. I think you get 
the idea…yes? If not…think “carnival”.

Oh and one “must” not forget …Mother Nature! She 
did it up right…i.e. “sunshine…a few high clouds and a
temp…of about 70F. One could not ask for a better day

Now to be truthful…fast forward a few hours (evening)…
and…apparently Mama Nature decided she was being 
w-a-y-y-y-y too nice and…can you say downpour? 
However…by this time…ahem…yours truly was 
comfortably ensconced in his departemento. 
=========================================
NOTE: 
FYI…and only because this was bugging me…I just 
went through my records etc. … and finally came up with 
“my” approximate time in Ecuador. That number is “8” 
as in the amount of months living here below the equator
=========================================

Now back to the present! 

Last night (that being Tuesday…27 Deciembre)…I went 
to a Post Christmas / Pre-New Years Party at George & 
Tom’s place. The invitation asked that the guests come 
dressed for the occasion…you know things like a suit and 
or sports jacket…slacks etc. I’m pretty sure you get the idea.

That said…guess who “does not” own a sport jacket let 
alone a suit…hmmm? Please understand that when I 
expatriated…yours truly disposed of such trappings with 
the knowledge that there would never be any need for such. 

On a whole I have been right.

Anyway…getting back to the party stuff.

Although “sans” suit ‘n tie…I was acceptably dressed and …
I “was” comfortable. What did I wear? 

Well…I got all duded-up in my “good” black jeans…new 
western boots…black T-shirt covered by my new black 
security vest [which BTW is quite dressy]…all covered by 
my western [cowboy] hat.

(I guess I need to take a photo if this for you guys) 

The party itself was…akin to an upscale “cocktail” party.

George and Tom…did it up right with an open bar. The 
bar included two (2)…possibly three (3) bartenders. Along 
with the bar was a full...dining room sized table complete 
with all sorts of goodies (finger food) freshly prepared 
throughout the night by some very “friendly and 
competent” kitchen staff.

Of course…no party can succeed without a good blend of 
people…to make the party a success that it truly 
deserved. This presence was “absolutely” in evidence 
for this party!

I for one had a very “high-spirited” night…as I’m sure did 
everyone else. 

Thank you George and Tom!

Abrupt course change…

This is the day that I…do to a medical concern (albeit a 
small one) and after considering that I haven’t had a 
check-up in a while…I went to see an Ecuadorian doctor. 
My new Doctor (this statement should give you a hint
happens to be a “Medicina Interna” or in English…a 
“Medical Internist”. El Doctor…was referred by another
Expat and friend…here in Cuenca…so off I went!

Now I’ve often heard of the wide chasm between the U.S. 
Medical Doctor and the Ecuadorian Doctor. Before I 
continue and…before those of you in the U.S. go off on a 
“very unfair” tangent…here me out! 

Dr. Martinez was schooled both in Ecuador and the U.S. 
This…by the way is true for a great many Medical 
personnel both in Ecuador and throughout a large part of 
what is called…Third World countries.

Getting back to that...“wide chasm"

I called Dr. Martinez (Yes…direct to his cell phone) 
yesterday and made my 12:15 pm appointment for today. 
This by the way was my choice as I could have seen him 
yesterday...but…I had other plans. One should also be 
aware that the good doctor speaks ”perfect” English!

And now…the rest of the story…
and you will then understand the word(s) “wide-chasm”…

I arrived about five minutes early and the good doctor...
hadn’t returned from his “rounds” at the hospital as yet. 
So…I waited…in a very ordinary waiting room. 
At 12:15…guess who walked in…yep Dr. Martinez.  
Within a few minutes I was sitting across from him in 
his office. 

Now…I won’t go into all that transpired...but I will share 
the following:

Unlike his U.S. Medical compatriots…Dr. Martinez took 
his very amicable and professional time in getting to know 
something about me and of course my reason for seeing 
him.

Now if I remember correctly…in the U.S. there is always 
a nurse present. In Ecuador (at least with my limited 
knowledge)…well…there was “No Nurse”…period!

After getting to know a little about each other…he
proceeded to examine me. Apparently there is (hopefully
nothing much to be concerned about. I am however going 
for a blood test manana and [we] will both know more by…
ready for this…here it comes…5pm tomorrow.

Yes I was a little apprehensive…what with not ever having 
a blood test in Ecuador and/or not speaking the language 
(to any great extent anyway). 

As it turned out…whatever my lingering fears were…the 
feeling was unfounded. I arrived at 8:30 a.m. The staff 
was very professional…fast and friendly. My results? 
They’ll be ready by 4 pm and I’ll get those results from 
my Doctor at 5 pm. Incidentally…the clinic was clean…
modern…no pain and…I was “in” and “out” in ten
(10) minutes flat!

It was my "option" to either pick-up the printed results or 
the clinic would e-mail it to my doctor. I chose the latter.

OK…like…I’m a “time traveler now”. 

Its hours later and I just returned from seeing the doc. 
Keeping it simple…the results weren’t great but they 
weren’t terrible. That said…yours truly needs too… 
“put the breaks on”…as in not eating most of the good 
stuff that’s bad. In short I need to be cognizant of what 
I’m eating while…making a real effort in not buying 
(and then eating) the goodies.

Incidentally…
No Appointment was necessary for the Lab.

As for costs…

The time spent with Dr. Martinez…about 1 hour…
Cost 30.00 Bucks

Next Day follow-up visit (1/2 hour)…FREE

The Docs bedside manner…incalculable 

Cost for the Lab…$78.00

TOTAL COST  = $108.00

And now returning to normalcy as in…
“Jumping Back”…to the present

New Years Eve Day (El Dia de Noche Vieja)…and 
it’s 72F and Partly Sunny. [Sorry ‘bout that folks but if I 
didn’t tell you about the weather here in beautiful 
Cuenca…I wouldn’t be doing this Cuidad (City) justice].

As for New Years Eve…I have no real idea…other than 
what people tell me about past New Years Eve’s (Noche 
Vieja) anyway. To be sure I will tell you about all.

That being said however…from what I’ve heard they do it 
up big here in Ecuador. It is now around 2:15 pm and the 
“BOOMS” and fireworks have already started. If this is any 
indication for the rest of the day/night… then I will 
probably be dreary eyed in starting the New Year manana!

Getting away from the holiday theme
(just for a moment)…

I discovered a brand new coffee shop and…made my 
“inaugural” visit about 2 hours ago. What drew me to
“Coffee Tree”…is the fact that they have an extremely 
rare phenomenon displayed (and for use) in front of the
place. This being…”outdoor tables" (mostly with umbrellas)
and comfortable chairs)…something akin to Paris and 
Roma...(what a great discovery).

Incidentally…I was treated to a small parade while I was
having my outdoor Coffee. Here’s a few fotos…

(Once again...do to photo malfunction...no pics available
at the present time.)

Unless something or someone changes my mind…I most 
likely will not be joining the “late night” partying.

Now don’t get me wrong as it’s not like I don’t like it…
it’s just that after a life-time of New Years Eve goings-on 
stuff…I can very easily forgo the festivities…and enjoy it 
[safely] from my apartment.

By the way…there "was" a planned Gringo New Years 
Eve party…but late word is that it has been cancelled. The 
following is a quoted e-mail that was sent to a friend of 
mine and forwarded to me…

“buses will stop running and taxis will be EXTREMELY 
scarce.  The reason for this is that most streets are
going to be blocked off completely with effigy fires, 
fireworks, dancing, drinking, musical groups. Also, 
hundreds of men dressed as women will be roaming 
the streets with long ropes blocking off vehicle traffic 
and demanding pocket change to pass. This is a 
cultural tradition.Gangs of children...do this also”. 

I understand the above goes on until 4 or 5 a.m.

And the Rains Came…

I have no idea what’s going to happen tonight and being 
that I’ve decided “not” to venture outdoors I really don’t care.

That said and here’s where the sub-title comes in…on my 
way to getting pizza for me…myself…and I…the sky 
opened up and did not let up for about an hour (and it 
wasn’t just a drizzle either). It’s hard to tell at the
moment what nature is throwing at us…but it looks OK
for the present time. 

All bets are off for the evening’s celebratory events. 
And like I said before…I’ll be inside…nice and dry!!!

…and so the…Eleventh Year of the Second Millennium 
starts and I wish you all a Very Happy New Year…one 
filled with laughter…good health…an accumulation of 
wealth and most of all happiness and serenity.

Until Next Time and...
From Just a Little Below the Equator

Feliz Ano Nuevo Mi Amigos y Amigas
(Happy New Year my Friends)